Edison invented the light bulb. We gave it a sense of humor
Give something unexpected for once 🎁😮
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Big. Switch. Energy. 📐
9 out of 10 women agree: this switch is the perfect size.
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Turn Larry on. Literally 😏
One gentle touch. No Viagra required.
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Your guests will want to steal him 👀
Better grab two so they can watch each other. Saves you the money for a home security system.
Swedish furniture stores would lose their mind over this 😡
What do you gift someone who already has everything? 🎁🤔
Socks? Gift cards? Or maybe a monthly subscription to pure boredom - bow included.
If you don’t want your gift to disappear into a drawer three minutes after unwrapping, you need something… unforgettable.
Something that makes people ask:
“Why is there a little guy sitting there without pants… and why is he so well equipped?”
In short: You need Larry. And someone out there needs exactly this kind of gift.
Sleepless, shameless and pants-less 🌙🩳
Picture this: It’s Tuesday. You oversleep. Your dog has officially declared your favorite shoes a personal toilet and a full mouse family - three generations deep - has moved into your cereal box. Rent-free, obviously.
You can literally feel your internal battery dying before your first sip of coffee. The day is already a disaster.
On your way to the bathroom, you walk past Larry. Sitting there. Smug as ever. Motionless… Pantsless… And somehow he still gets a smirk out of you.
Let’s be honest: Some days are just crap. But you can make them a tiny bit easier to survive.
We originally wanted to call him Willy-Peter 🍆😏
We were excited. For a moment. Then reality hit.
Facebook? Instantly banned. Instagram? Reported for “inappropriate content.”
And the packaging alone would’ve earned us a cease-and-desist from a real guy named Peter. With a lawyer.
So… back to the drawing board.
Three coffees, two arguments, and one heated debate about workplace ball-freedom later, someone finally said:
“What about Larry the Lamp?”
Silence. Then universal nodding.
