Larry the Lamp - Sitting Boxed
Larry the Lamp - Sitting Boxed
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🔒No risk. No stress.
✅ You've got 60 days to give Larry a shot. If you don't get along, we'll take him back — and you'll get a full refund. Simple as that.
✅ The Larry Foundation is proud to report: 10,000+ successful adoptions and counting. 📈
"Bought this on a complete whim. Did not need a new lamp. Now it's the first thing I turn on when I get home and it just makes the whole vibe of the room." — Nina S.
"I was so unsure about this but oh my god. My brother thought it was hilarious when he opened it. Months later and he still brings it up." — Lucas M.
"Have had them on my shelf for a while now. Almost every person who visits comments on them haha." — Mia K.
"Genuinely great little lamps. They sit next to my monitor. Someone spotted them on a video call within the first five minutes. Solid purchase, no complaints." — Tom R.
"Ok I did NOT expect to love this as much as I do. Been on my nightstand for months now and the light is genuinely so cozy for reading at night. Thought it would be a one week thing. but it’s not." — Sara J.
Give a Gift They Won't See Coming 🎁😮
Candles, gift cards, and coffee mugs had a solid run. Then Larry showed up.
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Big. Switch. Energy. 📐
9 out of 10 women agree: this switch is the perfect size.
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Turn Larry On. Literally 😏
One gentle touch. No viagra required.
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Your Guests Will Want to Steal Him 👀
Grab two so they can keep an eye on each other.
Guaranteed to Give You a Lightbulb Moment
What Do You Gift Someone Who Already Has Everything? 🎁🤔
Socks? Gift cards? Or maybe a monthly subscription to pure boredom — bow included.
If you don’t want your gift to disappear into a drawer three minutes after unwrapping, you need something unforgettable.
Something that makes people ask:
“Why is there a little guy sitting there without pants… and why is he so well equipped?”
In short: You need Larry. And someone out there needs exactly this kind of gift.
Sleepless, Shameless and Pants-Less 🌙🩳
Picture this: It's Tuesday. You oversleep. Your dog has officially declared your favorite shoes a personal toilet — and a full mouse family — three generations deep — has moved into your cereal box. Rent-free, obviously.
You can literally feel your internal battery dying before your first sip of coffee. The day is already a disaster.
On your way to the bathroom, you walk past Larry. Sitting there. Smug as ever. Motionless... Pantsless... And somehow he still gets a smirk out of you.
Let's be honest: Some days are just crap. But you can make them a tiny bit easier to survive.
We Originally Wanted to Call Him Willy-Peter 🍆😏
We were excited. Briefly. Then reality hit.
Facebook? Instantly banned. Instagram? Reported for "inappropriate content."
And the packaging alone would've earned us a cease-and-desist from a real guy named Peter. With a lawyer.
Meet the Larry Family
4 Characters, 40 Variants, Endless Possibilities
With this many options, it's completely normal to lose your head for a moment. Once it's screwed back on, feel free to explore the rest of the Larry family.
Alright… time for the serious part
Frequently Asked Questions
How big is Larry the Lamp?
20 cm (7.9 in) tall and 17 cm (6.7 in) wide. Big enough to stand out, yet compact enough for any desk or nightstand.
How does the lighting work?
Larry the Lamp uses an energy-efficient, built-in LED unit that produces a pleasant, warm light — ideal for living rooms, bedrooms, or offices.
Larry also comes with three switch settings:
Up = Bright light
Middle = Off
Down = Soft light
Important: Larry the Lamp has a built-in rechargeable battery and is charged via USB-C. No direct mains power is required, and no batteries are needed.
Can I replace the bulb?
No, you can’t replace the bulb.
Isn’t that a bit too silly as a gift?
Exactly and that’s why it sticks. And honestly, that’s the whole point of a good gift ;)
What if I don’t like Larry the Lamp?
Not everyone has the same sense of humor and that’s totally fine. If Larry the Lamp isn’t your thing, you can return him anytime - no questions asked.
How long does Shipping take?
The exact shipping time depends on your location. You can find all the details in our Shipping Policy.
Do you need the Pythagorean theorem to set up a warning triangle?
Yes - because that’s the only way to ensure that the sum of the squared distances to the two nearest roadside markers stays constant, guaranteeing the aerodynamic stability of the warning triangle.
General Product Safety
Technical Specifications
- Colors: White, Blue, Pink or Orange
- Variants: Laughing, Sad, Surprised
- Material: ABS resin
- Dimensions: 20 cm (7.9 in) height, 17 cm (6.7 in) diameter
- Light source: Built-in LED unit (not replaceable)
- Power: 3 W
- Luminous flux: approx. 400 lumens
- Color temperature: 4000 K (neutral white)
- Battery: Lithium battery, 1200 mAh
- Voltage: 5 V
- Power supply: Rechargeable battery operation
- Charging port: USB-C
- LED lifespan: approx. 30,000 hours
- Included: USB-C to USB-A charging cable
- Protection class: IP20 (for indoor use onl
Safety & Usage
- For indoor use only (IP20)
- Keep away from water and moisture
- Do not open or attempt to repair
- Keep out of reach of children
- Built-in LED — not replaceable, do not open the housing
- Charge only with the included USB-C cable
- Do not leave charging unattended
- If the battery is damaged, discontinue use immediately
CE-Marking & Disposal
- Meets european product safety requirements (CE marking)
- Contains a lithium battery — do not dispose of in household waste
- Please recycle at an approved Waste Electrical and Electronic Equipment (WEEE) collection point
Manufacturer Information
- Manufacturer:
Shantou Chenghai Meidi Plastic Craft Factory
East side of Chenghua Middle School
Chenghai District, Shantou City
China - Product Category:
Lighting / Lighting Technology (Lighting Fixtures)